you think you're dramatic? manhattan wasn't in the path of totality for the eclipse so it had to re-main character itself with a whole earthquake My mom just called me to tell me not to look up at the ...

My dad lied a lot when I was kid. Not malicious lies, really, but he did tell me that he played banjo in the Rolling Stones and that my grandparent’s dachshund was my uncle. Because kids are dumb, I ...